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	a day in the life of an Architect... It might be a result of a long winter or it might be my boss WARNING Theory that I am working on POINT OF VIEW if i have heard it once i have heard it a thousand times. I have come the realization that "boobies make me smile" Something to think about. somethig i saw on Facebook Best explination I have heard yet Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with turds. Their criminal buddies at Standard & Poor rated these boxes AAA Investment Grade chocolates. These boxes were then sold all over the world to investors. Eventually somebody bites into a turd and discovers the crime. Suddenly nobody trusts American chocolates anymore worldwide. Hank Paulson now wants the American taxpayers to buy up and hold all these boxes of turd-infested chocolates for $700 billion dollars until the market for turds returns to normal. Meanwhile, Hank's buddies, the Wall Street criminals who stole all the good chocolates are not being investigated, arrested, or indicted. Mama always said: "Sniff the chocolates first Forrest". wisdom want to be the Buffalo Theory One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." click to see more $Click picture to ZOOM$ I dont know why i find this interesting ?!? MEDICAL LIQUOR Believe it or not – this is a prescription for liquor in 1931 during prohibition I AM AN ARCHITECT another quick look at what makes us smile \| Capps Family \| PiOmegaTau \| \| Return Home \| Past Years \| 2015 \| Christmas Cards \| Wisdoms \| Rams Tailgate \| Miscellaneous \| Contact Me \|